Friday, May 25, 2012

Feature & Follow Friday (5)

Feature & Follow is hosted by Parajunkee & Alison Can Read

This week's question activity is

Dream Cast Your Current Read

Well Peeps, this should be interesting.  My current read is Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson.




Now for casting:

Jenny: 

Toni Collette
Toni pulls off all kinds of lunacy on United States of Tara.  If she can handle a redneck, slut and Martha Stewart wannabe - all in one show, then she MIGHT be able to embody Jenny's personal brand of bat shit crazy.

Victor: 

Jake Gyllenhaal
I have no reasoning here..... I just really like looking at him.... I mean, come on.  LOOK AT HIM!

Hailey: 

Dakota Fanning
Remember THIS Dakota Fanning, when she was all big smiles, baby teeth and (thank god!) no makeup?  That's the Dakota Fanning I want.  Now that she is all grown up she scares me a little.  I mean, I was just as awkward when I was a kid and *I* didn't grow up all Hottastic.  Which devil did she make a deal with that I missed out on?

Jenny's Dad:  

Jack Nicolson
Who wouldn't pay real movie theater money (and not wait for Netflix or *GASP* download illegally) to see Jack's hand up the ass of a recently deceased squirrel as he gleefully embodies the creepiest puppeteer since the dude behind Saw - IN 3D!

Barnaby Jones: 

Frank from Men In Black
 What is better than a dog that stabs you with a chicken, trips you and then acts like he was just innocently being a dog and he has no idea why you are on the ground and bleeding?  One that yells "Die Motherfucker" when he does it, then goes strangely silent and dog-like when your husband walks in prompting you to question your own sanity in thinking that the dog could talk, until he whispers "Next time make it steak or you might find yourself getting a little too friendly with the stairs" when you Husband isn't paying attention. 

That's all from me, I hope you like my casting.  Maybe, if I ask my cats to wish me luck and start calling the number before 14 - 12B MAYBE Jenny herself will come and check it out.  And maybe laugh - I hope *gulp*.

5 comments:

Amy @ Books, College, and Other Random Things said...

The cover looks very funny!

New follower

http://booksandcollege.blogspot.com/2012/05/follow-friday-9.html

LibrarySnake said...

New follower!

Oh yes, anything with Jack Nicholson and I'm there!

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The Plot Thickens said...

Great casting,enjoy! the week-end.

veela-valoom said...

Very interesting casting choice.

My follow friday. Please visit!

Night Sky Reviews said...

Great choices :)New follower here.

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